if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a hot homeless man
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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