I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
