We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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