That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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