ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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