I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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