My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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