no, he came in my armpit
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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