That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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