Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He better not be in your backpack
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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