They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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