Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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