I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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