it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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