New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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