How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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