im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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