I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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