Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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