Buhtt sex?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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