He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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