i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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