Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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