I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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