Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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