Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait