I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Slut skills are useful in every country.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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