Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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