i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
