no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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