so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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