just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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