p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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