If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
MIDGETS
????
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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