Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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