Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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