Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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