I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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