i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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