Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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