Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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