Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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