I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My breasts were aching with rage.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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