Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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