what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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