Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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