I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
accomplished twins. life is a go
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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