soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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