You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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