How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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