just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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