you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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