walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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