Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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