Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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