Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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