i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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