Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
11/10 would buy him a McLobster