How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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